3.31.2012

Supernatural Recap: Party On Garth


The Benefits of Boozing!
by T & D3 (Divorced, Drunken Danny)

Supernatural recapper extraordinaire, Joshowa, is busy moving to a better part of town so T & D3 will be reviewing the latest episode of Supernatural.  Joshowa will return next week!

T: I've never seen a full episode of Supernatural before have you?
D3: Nope, this will be the first and the last.
T: This is the 7th season.
D3: SHUT THE F*CK UP!
T: Right? You'd think I'd seen one by accident at this point. It's on the CW so I figure there will be several close-ups, songs that will play during scenes that they'll try to sell us at episodes end, youthful angst, and hunks that shave their body hair.
D3: "hiccup"


3.30.2012

Drunken Backseat Bohemian Rhapsody


Is better than one would expect.

See the full video after the jump!

3.29.2012

T's Trailer Terror Park: The House at The End of the Street

This is the official movie poster, the original one we had here was not authorized and caused the EIC to get an email from the marketing company about it.

Now that Jennifer Lawrence is exploding (deservedly so, in my humble opinion)the trailer for her el cheapo horror-thriller, House at the End of the Street (not to be confused with the truly unsettling, The Last House on the Left) has been rushed to the Internets. I don't know if the entire movie is backwards (a la Memento) but the trailer is! Although it certainly won't warrant a trip to the cinema, I'll certainly be watching this on DVD because it also features Elisabeth Shue as The Mom and she's relevant again thanks to her feisty role in Piranha 3D as The Mom.

I've placed the trailer, as a courtesy, after the jump!

From the Desk of the Editor in Chief: HnH Sings Google's Praises, in Other Shocking News, Water is Wet!


HnH Dan spends so much time praising Google you'd swear he was on their payroll.  This week he took the time to explain exactly why Google+ and their circles are far superior to traditional email lists (our E.H.S.O.D.G. still uses mass emails to communicate.) The email was met with the sounds of crickets chirping, despite HnH taking the time to annotate screen shots of exactly how to use Google+ to share interesting articles among your friends. I am publishing that email here as a post as well as the best reply possible to it from our own T.

Without further preamble I present:


Yesterday after being asked asked why I think G+ is better than Gmail, I thought that maybe people don't realize they can start G+ posts from any web page.  Here is an example of what you can do...

See the example and more after the jump!

TWL's Wet Blanket Watch: Featuring The Editor In Chief

Sadly, the machine would not accept this raggedy ass dollar.  Luckily, No Nonsense Laura had bills free of dirt, coffee stains, and post coitus tears.
So this happened yesterday:

 T: "Since the Mega Millions Jackpot is out of control, I thought it would be fun to be one! I've never bought a lottery ticket before and it was very exciting!"

See why the EIC was bestowed with a Wet Blanket Award...after the jump!

T's Teaser Trailer Park: Total Recall Teaser Trailer

Then:

The remake of 1990's fun Total Recall (such good memories) has a huge debit going against it due to the fact that in today's climate we just don't have actors with the over-sized personalities of cinematic icons Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone.  Although, some may say that's a good thing.  The remake does have the credit for it due to the fact that we also have a lot more CGI now, so the special effects will be better. Although some may say that's not a good thing.

Taking no chances, the teaser for the upcoming Total Recall trots out TWO of its biggest draws within thirty seconds....


3.28.2012

Lex In The Afternoon Presents: Every Dog Has Its Day

source
Every dog has its day. This one is mine. Lex is still on vacation but enjoy this entry from the archives

When he returns, you will be invited to TWL's first ever, virtual comics convention. 

Arf!

Rise Of The Clever Dicks


If one of your friends posted this photo on Facebook, what would you think?

I'll tell you what I thought when H.N.B. (Husky Nerd Brian) and his wife, Nubile-Nikki, posted this on Facebook, after the jump!


3.27.2012

T's Trailer Park: Bella and Bambi Square Off


In a dark and packed theater at a mid-day showing of The Hunger Games, There was an audible "gasp" at the end of the teaser trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 2.

It was me. And I actually said "GASP!" because the sudden appearance of Bella at the end of the clip, preparing to square off with Bambi, was just so ridiculous that it just slipped out.

The teaser awaits you...after the jump!


TWL In Bed With Sport Muffin


After a session of tense negotiation, regarding cross-promotion, that ended with me rolling up my sleeves for a courtyard game of PIG, the handsome blokes at SportMuffin have agreed to take over the SPORTS section here at TWL and provide us with regular content that I will not read nor view unless I see David Beckham, Tom Brady, or shirtless Tim Tebow. So please let the Editor In Chief or Senior Editor know if you are enjoying this addition to TWL.

In celebration, I’d like to present the following SportMuffin video which combines sports with America’s Next Top Model (It stars Lexi Tomchek from cycle 15 along with Swarthy Sabin from SportMuffin) that I think stands as a nice representation of our two separate entities playing footsie. WARNING: It dabbles in vulgarity and is NSFW!

3.26.2012

GreenTech Geek: Fun between your legs


With the first day of Spring sneaking up on us last week and the nicer weather that season brings, I couldn't help but to have bicycling on my mind. Here are some things that got my attention:
  • Ride a bike? Wanna save some money at local merchants? Then you'll want to check out  sdbikecommuter.com for a listing of numerous coffee shops, pizza places, hair salons, restaurants, clothing stores, and more that will give you special offers like 2-for-1, $10 off, etc. just for getting there on your bicycle. They even have a map showing you where all the participating businesses are. My favorites on the list? The Daily Scoop, Caffe Calabria, Meshuggah Shack, Rebecca's Coffee Shop, Sicilian Thing Pizza, and Toronado.

TWL Instant Message Movie Review: Hunger Games

The world watched, that's for sure, to the tune of a
$214.3 million worldwide opening weekend.
Photo: Lionsgate/Murray Close.
May the odds be ever in your favor that you not freeze your ass off at a remote drive-in theatre on the outskirts of civilization to watch Hunger Games. Here's the instant message session where CaliforniaKara and SDMattchew hashed out their thoughts on the film, once they regained feeling in their toes.

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't seen the movie, and don't want to know any details about plot or casting, stop reading now.

californiakara: Well that was interesting.

sdmattchew: It made me want to learn to shoot a bow and arrow.

sdmattchew: And wield a sword.

californiakara: And kill children. Oh, wait...

californiakara: Having not read the books, I thought it was going to be a Twilight-in-the-Daylight thing. Had no idea about the killing of kids part.

sdmattchew: The killing was a bit PG, but I guess since it's kids taking knives to the gut and arrows to the eyeball, you have to keep things a little Disney.

californiakara: And most of that was off-screen anyway. Which, ironically, is where the build-up to the "love" between Katniss and a woefully miscast Peeta must've taken place, because I didn't buy for a second that he was right for the part.

sdmattchew: You know... I thought the same about Peeta during the movie, but then I realized that this guy had to be someone who was not a real lady killer. Is Katniss faking her "love affair" with Peeta? I think if he didn't suck, I would assume it was totally legit and not just for Nielsen ratings... or sponsors... or whatever they called it in the movie.

Was Peeta spot-on to the books or out of sorts? Read more after the jump!

The Hunger Games Soundtrack is Folked Up



Well that was unexpected. Before listening to "The Hunger Games: Songs from District 12 and Beyond," I'd had exactly two run-ins with the very popular Taylor Swift. Once, someone assaulted me with that teeny bop "she wears short shorts" when it came on the radio, and the other was when she sang on some awards show (badly) with Stevie Nicks. So when I read that she contributed two tracks to the soundtrack, I thought I was in for a regrettable experience of teenage, "She's Not Cute And She's Trying To Kill Me!" nonsense (said the grown ass man that actually owns a pair of District 12 knee high socks from Hot Topic).

3.24.2012

Supernatural Recap: Born-Again Identity

Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel
by Joshowa

It's that time again! What time, you ask? Time for someone else on this show to come back from the dead! Right now, it's Castiel's turn to return (again). And as glad as I am to see him, I can't help but notice that all these resurrections make death a less scary prospect than facing more tragedy. Maybe that's why the Winchesters no longer struggle with the fact that they are murdering innocent humans when they stab demons through the chest with that special knife.

"It's just death," Dean thinks out loud. "They'll probably get over it."

"Or become an invisible ghost detective like me!" Bobby adds. "It's super fun, but I don't get any SAG credit or residuals for it."

Who invited Debbie Downer to recap this ep? Follow the jump to get into the story!

3.23.2012

Gingerbreadmama Gossip Wrap: Kim's Bomb and More Celebrity Babies (and Boobs) Edition

This week’s round-up of entertainment highlights.


The Hunger Games movie comes out today, is there really anything else to discuss?

Yes, there is....

Ka-pow!
Kim kardashian has heard the term da bomb before but it took on a whole new meaning when she was hit and doused with a flour bomb while on the red carpet.
Surprisingly, there are no photos with Kim's face visible after the flour bombing.
Photo: hiphopstan.com

An “unidentified woman tossed a plastic bag of white powder” (later determined to be flour) at her in West Hollywood, where she was promoting her new perfume.

“Paramedics were called to West Hollywood's London Hotel, but Kardashian, who got most of the powder on her jacket and hair, refused treatment.”

Kim has been uncharacteristically quiet about the incident. She did not press charges and has not been tweeting about it. She did comment to E! News, “That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me."

The flour-bomber was detained at the scene then released.
Nothing left to see here hombres
Photo: zap2it.com
You don't want to miss the rest of this blog, especially the end which features mother/daughter combo of boobs!

3.22.2012

GreenTech Geek: Let's Hear It for the Kids


A whole lot of science, under one roof.
Eww, gross.
You may be thinking, "What better place for the GreenTech Geek to be hanging out for a couple hours this afternoon than the 2012 58th Annual Greater San Diego Science and Engineering Fair?" And you'd be right.

The fair occupies the cavernous Balboa Park Activity Center (located across Park Blvd. from the round World Beat Center and Centro Cultural de la Raza buildings, a bit south of the Zoo). It's free and open to the public today through Saturday, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. The giant space is filled with aisle after aisle of thousands of science and engineering projects created by 7th-12th graders from schools all over San Diego.

If you want your faith in the youth of today restored; if you want your hope for our planet's future re-kindled; if you want to be awe-struck; if you want to be grossed out; if you want to see scientific words you won't know how to pronounce; if you want to see an old bicycle turned into a water turbine, or poop being used to create energy, or how many bacteria live on your filthy toothbrush; then get your gluteus maximus down to Balboa Park before Sunday.

Come explore the science fair with me, after the jump ...

From the Desk of the Editor in Chief: Whitney Houston Coroner's Report

Today the coroner's report for Whitney Houston was released.  While the details aren't particularly shocking  (she had Cocaine, Xanax, Marijuana, Flexeril, and Benadryl in her system) the fact that she was taken out by something completely preventable is.  People make mistakes and do too many drugs all the time, however all of us, particularly those in the public eye, should have learned their lesson once and for all in 2008 when we lost another talented celebrity in eerily similar circumstances.
Her death was entirely preventable.
Image Source: popcrush.com

Find out who I am talking about after the jump (although if I am being candid you should already know!)

3.21.2012

They're All Dying...To Fall In Love!

"What If  The Hunger Games were Directed by Michael Bay?"

EW.com has an amusing and at times hilarious collection of The Hunger Games “What If?” Movie posters that depict how Katniss and crew may have arrived at the cinema under the direction of some notable (and notorious) directors.

Of notable fun, the inspired “as Haymitch” casting choices.

See what “as Katniss” casting choice made me burst out laughing…after the jump!

America's Next Top Model Recap: Supermodels are Superheroes



Hungry Model Snaps. Storms off Set
 By Dancer


Again they are working the drama between the 'teams', as a harmless prank was just a gateway into a big conflict. (this just sets the tone for the episode)

Next morning SURPRISE Tyra show's up at the house to bond with the girls, quickly followed by the lesson: it's about Tyra's super model super-powers - which she calls 'intoxabella's? Huh? Tyra is making up words again. --this time the made up words are in a brief cross marketing reference to her book Modelland.... I don't think Modelland was a popular as the Hunger Games so I have almost no idea what that is ~ except that my head hurts when I remember that she crammed that book down our throats last cycle. Hold up, don't go back to last cycle or we'll have a witch hunt on our hands with Tyra at the stake.

 (More Dancer snark and sass...after the jump!)

3.19.2012

GreenTech Geek: Look at this!

This week, the GreenTech Geek would like you to take a look at a few things.
The Beebs does an oppsy doopsy,

Look what Pirate Bay is doing to stay afloat!
Look the Beebs did an oopsy doopsy!
Look at more, after the jump ...

TWL Instant Message Movie Review: 21 Jump Street

21 Jump Street, circa 2012.
Photo: Sony Pictures
Did 21 Jump Street, a remake of the TV series that ran from 1987-1991 and starred a young Johnny Depp and Holly Robinson Peete, translate to big the big screen with current Himbo of the Year Channing Tatum and decidedly less glamourous looking Every Guy Jonah Hill? Here's the 15 minute instant message session where CaliforniaKara and SDMattchew hashed out their thoughts on the film.

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't seen the movie, and don't want to know any details about plot or casting, stop reading now.

sdmattchew: I don't know that this was my favorite part of the movie, but I did like how Jonah Hill didn't get any more glamourous by going back to high school.

californiakara: Although the having him dress up as Eminem in the flashbacks to his actual high school days may have made the current incarnation a little less desperate, no?

sdmattchew: I'm just glad they realized he wasn't going to get better with age. But he did get more confident at least.

californiakara: Ha! True. Interesting that the King of Himbo Nation (nod to Marja) ended up spiraling into a spin of self-loathing and no confidence. Having them go against stereotype (even though it was an accident) when they narc-ed up worked out well.

sdmattchew: Better yet, having their stereotypes work against them. But hey, that's what you get for going into high school for your first day undercover and forgetting which guy you are: Brad or Doug. Okay, yeah. Brad sounds kind of jock-douche-y.

californiakara: Agreed. But so is Tatum for much of the first part of the movie.

californiakara: Having said that, I'm really surprised how much I enjoyed the movie.

sdmattchew: Loved it too. There was a lot to enjoy. You had Tatum. And I had... well, actually this was one of those weird "no hot chicks in it" flick. A small strike against it. But oh, well.

californiakara: Well there was the cute high school senior, who they made sure dropped a writer's anvil by having her say, "I'M 18 YEARS OLD" so we wouldn't feel all gross when Schmidt kisses her.

sdmattchew: I remember that! Wow, was that painfully obvious. But I guess they didn't want us thinking the Schmidt character might wind up on To Catch a Predator one day.

californiakara: Heh heh. Speaking of characters, loved the casting. Ice Cube? Brilliant. James Franco's little brother? Perfectly granola in a drug dealer kind of way. Oh, and the BIG SPOILER...

Read all about the spoiler after the jump!

The Walking Dead Recap: Beside the Dying Fire

This isn't a democracy anymore - Rick
Photo credit: blogs.amctv.com

The Plan Is… RUN!
By SDMattchew

A helicopter flying overhead, migrating zombies, and a sword-wielding southern-fried samurai. What do these things have in common? Tonight’s finale episode of The Walking Dead, that’s what. I know, I know – it’d be a hell of a lot more interesting if I had more to say about them. Sadly, the show didn’t provide us with any real revelations about these items tonight.

Many details left us scratching our heads in this frantic and choppy episode. With all the hoards of zombies moving in and minor characters dying off, it’s like they were trying to get us revved up for some pivotal moment. Which, to me, felt like it actually happened last week.

Still, we did get the dirt on that dark secret that Dr. Jenner at the CDC whispered into Rick’s ear at the end of Season 1.

Read more to find out what that big hush-hush factoid about our survival was...

3.18.2012

Michael Knows Best: Sagely Answers for the Contemporary Bohemian



I bestow greetings upon you, our dear reader.  Once again I return to serve a bountiful buffet of answers to your dinner party of questions.  Please send all concerns, inquiries, shoe size and blood type to mike@teawithlemon.com

T's Trailer Park: Wondercon 2012 Edition!

"I suppose I'll have to come up with something witty again once this bizarre goth girl stops speaking. Which movie  panel is this again? I swear if my newly adopted son Jackson calls the nanny 'mama' she is soooo fired!"
With two movies to promote while possessing great beauty, Charlize Theron was the Queen of WonderCon (Comic-Con's plucky little sister) on Saturday as she held court on both the Prometheus and Snow White and the Huntsman, panels.  According to EW, she openly flirted with a fan on the Snow White panel, and answered, "That’s because I’m a bitch," when a fan commented that she was good at playing evil.

On the Prometheus panel, Charlize answered the most important question of the day - How does Michael Fassbender smell? She quipped, “It’s a combination of musk and chilis. Sometimes mixed in with a little mint."  In related news; TWL's Marja came within sniffing distance of Channing Tatum but claimed to be, "too busy," to get a whiff of him (or his farts) as I'd requested. I suspect he smells like Drakkar Noir, gym socks, and brew.

Now steady yourself for the full length Prometheus trailer (you may want to have your smelling salts at the ready in case of fainting spells) and see the 2nd trailer for Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, after the jump!


3.17.2012

Supernatural Recap: Out with the Old

My Silence Is Your Cue 
by Joshowa 

Supernatural returns after three weeks with a supernaturally-boring adventure! This snoozer stole all the same beats of another particularly good episode, but without the fun and excitement. Even the "shocking" ending did nothing to make me feel like we weren't just killing time until next week's major story turn.

But that's a discussion for later! Right now, follow the jump to find out which episode the writers were riffing on and why it didn't work the second time around.

3.16.2012

From the Desk of the Editor in Chief: Wondercon 2012 Photo Blog



I am checking in from Wondercon 2012.  A quick history.  Wondercon has been around a very long time, 25 years I believe, and this is the first year it is being held in Anaheim.  Many people wonder what exactly Wondercon is.  If you have been to Comic Con, think of it as Comic Con light, same content, just a little less of it, and consequently far fewer crowds.  It starts on Friday and runs through Sunday.  For all of the people complaining about not getting Comic Con badges this year, this is your next best thing.  Same vibe, same producers.  Today featured one of the top himbos, Channing Tatum and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill.  Tomorrow has some top tier talent rolling in.  Ridley Scott promoting the movie directed by the director of Alien but isn't supposed to be related to it, Promethus.   Also Tim Burton will be in town to promote Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer.

I've got far less windbaggerry and a ton of pictures like this one, after the jump!
As with Comic Con, Wondercon is a safe place to express yourself in many different ways.

Gingerbreadmama Gossip Wrap: Charlize’s baby and Bethany’s bum edition




 This week’s round-up of entertainment highlights.

 I’m baaaacccckkkk. Thanks T, for filling in for me. Gossip never sleeps, it’s a parasite, but I needed the break and I appreciate you coming to my rescue.

 He’s got issues


Jason Russell, “the filmmaker behind the KONY 2012 Invisible Children” viral video was arrested in San Diego. So…I’m not sure who this dude is, nor am I aware of his viral video, but he was arrested for “allegedly” being drunk in public and lewd behavior. His “lewd” behavior consisted of him only wearing underwear, masturbating and vandalizing cars. Bat-sh$t crazy, I say…

Watch the very naked Jason Russell lose it (in footage obtained from TMZ) AND the local NBC news segment, and get even more gossip, after the jump!

Scandal Strikes San Diego As Jason Russell Plays Public Tug Tug


Oh boy. Jason Russell got drunk and lost his manners in public.

Efforts to reach California Kara, to see if she was involved in this scandal, have yielded no results. Hopefully she will issue a statement later today.

Watch the Naked Jason Russell lose it (in footage obtained from TMZ) AND the local NBC news segment after the jump!

T's Trailer Park Presents Dark Shadows


 Quirky Johnny Depp, weird Tim Burton and his crazy common law wife, Helena Bonham Carter, re-team for another go round on the oddball express. The trailer for Dark Shadows awaits you...

Wozniak Waits! Apple Co-Founder Wants His iPad 3


Last night, Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, checked in at the Westfield Mall in Century City using Foursquare. He was waiting in line with the rabid Apple fanboys (clearly having built up quite the tolerance to the dreaded fanboy funk)for an iPad3 because he likes to mingle with the commoners.

Watch his interview, where he waxes on topics from Steve Jobs to how he's managed to never, ever miss a meal.



The Assenders!


Thanks to True Blood, the CW, and Channing Tatum,  the era of the Himbo is upon us (Marja actually wrote a comment on this post, about the rise of Himbo nation, that was actually more interesting than my  post) and we now objectify men with the kind of  pluck that was previously reserved for women. Because of this, I didn't make a big deal out of this The Avengers poster that features all of the heroes dramatically  springing into action yet still getting upstaged by The Black Widow's (Scarlett Johansson) gorgeous and plump posterior.

But what if the shoe was on the other foot....

3.15.2012

From the Desk of the Editor in Chief: "This guy just lost a bunch of votes"

I received an email from HNH Dan, a conflicted conservative, with the subject "This guy just lost a bunch of votes."  He is of course referring to one of the last GOP Presidential hopefuls currently slugging out the home stretch of the primaries (I've got a good story about that, and the candidate who just "lost a bunch of votes" after the jump!)
Here's your hint.

Takahashi Trailer Park Presents: The Avengers


The Japanese Avengers trailer is better than ours.

Why?  Two Words: Pepper Potts

Watch it...

3.14.2012

T's Trailer Park Presents: Kristen Stewart's Bella n Bootlegs Edition

Spoiler Alert: If you haven't seen Breaking Dawn Part 1, you are very lucky. But if you intend to see it, a key plot point is given away here that you already know about but I thought I'd give warning anyway as good manners dictate.
A whole lotta bad and very little good came out of Bella's obsession with Edward. For example, she received several  bruises and a bed was broken during violent sex on her honeymoon, but on the bad side, she also got an ugly vampire baby out of it that began to consume her from the inside and eventually killed her. Oh how I howled in laughter! Too bad that awesome premise was ruined, as usual, by the crap execution!
The Twilight film series has generated such a level of national loathing that is almost scary. Most of the people who hate on these films have never actually sat through an entire entry, or just sat through the first film and spewed venom at each sequel, without ever really checking back to see if the films got any better. As someone who has sat through all of the Twilight films (against my will) I can tell you from personal experience that this series deserves every bit of the hostility it has received and for the life of me I can't understand why Twi-hards are so passionate about brooding, boring, cock-hungry Bella and her ilk (Yeah, I said it. The shameless trollop was always begging Edward to put his ice cold shaft of vampire pork to her, and then she had the audacity to shove her tongue down Jacob's under-age werewolf throat while Edward was still in earshot. The mopey minx probably wanted a threesome.)

(just a pinch more bitching, then we'll get on to the bootleg Breaking Dawn Part 2 teaser, plus the trailer for On the Road, featuring Garret "Holla!" Hedlund and Kristen Stewart, based on the Jack Kerouac novel, and new Snow White and the Huntsman footage, after the jump!)

Peeta is Pimpsqueak PLUS TWL Has Premiere Connection!

UPDATE: London Premiere (source)

photo credit
I’ve cracked several Peeta is pipsqueak jokes around these parts but after viewing a new preview scene (which I’ve embedded below, as a courtesy) I’m going to stop calling him a pipsqueak and start calling him a PIMPsqueak! He embodies Peeta Mellark in that clip and I can see why he was cast in spite of the fact that Jennifer Lawrence (who looks like she just flew in from Paradise Island in that photo above) is significantly taller than he.

TWL also had a correspondent on site at the premiere! Mik Bitterman and his Blow-Up Doll's house-mate, Andy (an actor/model/bartender that seldom has a shirt on) was there and we have some exclusive pics for you to view as well!

Let’s get to it…

America's Next Top Model - The Kardashian Shakeover

After last seasons scandal, Alisha the Belly Dancer is bravely and fearlessly performing CPR on America's Next Top Model  by recapping last week's episode so you're ready to roll with the new one tonight!

WTF?

By Alisha the Belly Dancer

We laughed we cried we rolled our eyes... okay, we didn't cry at all. However, we did try not to vomit.

Davina (a fellow "modern" woman) came over so we could watch ANTM and dish. Sadly this ep didn't hold up to the first episode one bit. Not even the shake-overs could keep us interested. What was that? Tyra needs to stop trying to make up words. Give her H2T and smize but shake-overs, I don't buy it.


3.13.2012

The Darwin Awards Presents: More Persons in Pain


You know its not going to end well. But wow. Watch the ridiculous catastrophe unfold...after the jump!

3.12.2012

GreenTech Geek: Getting some things off my chest

Sometimes the GreenTech Geek just needs to get some things of his chest.

Mercedes made a really cool video -- and an invisible car! -- to promote its new clean fuel-cell automobile. Like many things cool and new and uber-energy-efficient, it's only available in Europe for now:


See a couple more things I need to get off my chest, after the jump ...

Lex In the Afternoon Presents: Your Pain is Our Gain


How is your Monday treating you? Is it anything like this:


More pain like this...after the jump!

Lex In the Afternoon Presents: The Gay Test


Presents: 
So You Think You Might Be Gay? 
A Two Part Test.

Sent in by T - Who didn't need this or any other test ever to figure it out.

If it occurred to you how ugly the chair is; stop right here. You're gay. If you thought the guy in the chair was cute, you might be gay and need to move on to part two of our test...