This retro edition of Trailer Park fell into place after I saw this fun poster. My eyes were instantly drawn to Jessica Biel channeling Vera Miles from Psycho.
Let's watch the trailer for Hitchcock, as well as Lindsay Lohan's new movie with "gifted"
Hitchcock
Looks as if Anthony Hopkins may waddle onto the Academy Awards stage to collect another Oscar. Unless that's a fat suit.
The Canyon
The Canyon is a survival story about a honeymooning couple who get lost in the wide expanse of the Grand Canyon....
oooops...wrong movie. I'll have to keep that one in mind for a Bad Movie Night.
The CanyonS
This trailer for The Canyons has a fun retro vibe and looks like another candidate for a Bad Movie Night. Lindsay's co-star is
N.H.F. That's porn actor James Deen in that clip. He's famous for rough stuff.
T: What do you mean porn actor? He's not ugly enough. I thought straight adult film actors usually look like Ron Jeremy.
N.H.F.: Not anymore. Himbo nation has taken over porn too. I think you'd be surprised.
T (after watching James Deen "perform" in the full lemon clip): Oh my. That was certainly lively. He certainly knows how to treat a lady.
Django Unchained (New Trailer!)
I'm jealous. I wish I was having as much fun right now as Leonardo Dicaprio (southern plantation accent and all) and Samuel L. Jackson seem to be having while hamming it up as the bad guys in this trailer for Django Unchained. Looks like we got the good Tarantino with this one!
This has been Trailer Park: Retro Edition. Off you go.
