Achy Breaky Heart
Supernatural star Jensen Ackles tackles directing for the third time with "Heartache." it's the tender tale of a group of ordinary people who become super-powered killers, thanks to the organ transplants they received from an ancient Mayan.
It all starts when an in-shape jogger gets his heart ripped out by a more rotund racer. Dean notices a connection between the runner's death and few other similar murders, so he and Sam take the case!
For more Mayan madness, follow the jump!
To make a long and not very interesting story short, Dean and Sam figure out that the murders are being perpetrated by a group of folks who all received organs from the same donor - a pro football player named Brick Holmes. Homeboy Brick was no ordinary dude; he was actually an ancient Mayan who stayed young and fit by sacrificing (and eating) human hearts to the god Cacao.
|Thanks to Portlandia, this scene was all I could think of|
whenever someone said, "Cacao."
|"Nom nom nom....What? Is this weird?"|
Randa knew granny-wife would squeal, so she and a couple fellow Brick cronies get the drop on Sam and Dean. But just when she's about to penetrate Dean with her hand, he manages to stab her right under the rib cage. With her passing, the other organistas go boom, as well.
|"You see this face? Next time, go easy with the spray tan|
on it. I look like a polished almond." Photo: The CW
Dean (who's sensitive to Sam''s moods, yet not very sensitive) starts up with at least three or four guilt trips during this one hunt. "Oh Sam, I can't believe you are going to LET PEOPLE DIE just so you can have a normal life. Blah blah blah you're my only brother, blah blah blah save innocents, blah blah blah family business." Like Sunshine Anderson, we've heard it all before.
|"Sam, come live a happy life with us! We'll have|
birthday cake! AND PICNICS! And there will be sundresses!
Sundresses like you've never seen! All the sundresses
you could imagine!" Photo: The CW
Next week - Supernatural gets the Blair Witch/Paranormal Activity treatment. Will it be scary? Will you get motion sick? Tune in to find out!
Quote of the ep:
In the stripper changing room
Dean: Smell that?
Sam: Dude, you're gross.