10.19.2012

Halloween Costume Discrimination Report: Let There Be Douche

10/19/2012  T.  

This Captain America costume looks hot and uncomfortable until the shirt is removed. Perhaps the female version should shorten the pants into a pair of rump ready daisy dukes.
Buzzfeed has a How Straight Women and Gay Men Approach Halloween pictorial (fun fact: Although we don't keep in touch, I am Facebook friends with the female half of entry #17 - The Slutty Sexy Scot) and I feel like it is up to me to point out the obvious here...this article discriminates against heterosexual men. The "gay" is unnecessary because we live in a Himbo nation and male flesh of both the gay and straight variety will be plentiful this Halloween. One need only celebrate in areas like Las Vegas, New Jersey, or Pacific Beach in San Diego that are chock-a-block with gym toned and disciplined gentlemen (oftentimes rudely referred to as "douchebags") who can't wait to show off  the benefits of countless crunches by donning a well past its prime 300 warrior costume. Case in point: the Captain America in the photo above? That's Scott Herman, personal trainer, heterosexual cast member of the Real World Brooklyn. Let's not discriminate against him and other gym toned blokes who want to be included in all the fun. If  a heterosexual man wants to gallivant about town looking like a whore, as many women and gay men certainly will, it is their right as an American to do so!

I'm glad we cleared this up. As always, TWL remains a mostly non-discrimination zone (Republicans are frowned upon, but begrudgingly accepted).

 I need to put the finishing touches on my costume (Sexy Jabba the Hut) but let's take a moment to look at a few more costumes from that pictorial. 



Love love love Bat-Bimbo and HOLY BAT BULGE BATMAN! With great power comes great responsibility so try not to hurt anyone with that thing.


Female Darth Vader is just so wrong but.....I still like it. It walks that delicate line between sexy and revolting.  Whoever took that photo of  Non Threatening  Gay Porn Vader should be taken out back and shot for not making him put on his helmet.

I think my computer got an  STD from downloading these two photos (I kid I kid!) Bonus points to the guys for their clever use of American Apparel underwear (although one should be advised to stay away from that Male Whore Mario in red. He just looks like the kind of trouble you think you want but later regret)

and just because it is my favorite costume of this or any Halloween season I present:

Sexy Burka!
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