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Do you see what I see?
ANTM Cycle 19 episode 8
By Dancer
with special guest star, Davina
Everyone is so introspective after judging The blond that’s been on top lately, Laura, is really concerned about having been in the bottom two. The ‘Disney girl’ gets a letter from family which makes her cry.
Questions are thought aloud about the girls that have left the competition and are being scored by the social media online crap and who might come back The Home Schooled Girl is more or less attacked by the girls because she’s been acting so inappropriate. Had this girl gone to a school with other kids she’d totally know how to deal with getting picked on but instead she’s completely dysfunctional thanks to her home schooling.
Davina chimes in that the other girls are sharks and they smell the blood called Home Schooled Girl Victoria.
It’s Go See Day. Kelly Cutron sets them up in pairs and tells them that each designer can only book one model but a model can book more than one job.
follow the all important go-see's after the jump!
They are driving themselves in LA Bwahahahahahaaa!! They head to the Garment district and the girls all head to designers: Guess, Whitney Port, Cecilia Cassini (a 13 year old prodigy-supposedly since I don’t think she understands what Avante-Guard means ), I (heart symbol) Ronson and Lulu Guinness.
Most of the go see teams and visits were a blur of boredom.
As always that struggle of the Go See’s is getting back ON TIME.
That being said one team had the blond from the bottom at last judging was crying that there was no time to go to Guess but that’s her dream. Davina and I dish about how if you have a favorite designer why do you not go there first!?!
Thanks to the power of editing that team made it back with ONE minute to spare… oh, okay…. Weren’t they just at Guess for their go see about 20 minutes before the deadline?? In LA?!? (I don’t get to LA much but there is NO way in hell that driving around the garment district and back happened just like that)
Who booked:
C Cassini - Kiara
Lulu Guinness - Natasia
I (heart symbol) Ronson - Kristen
Whitney Port – Laura
Guess – Laura (that gal that was just there at the end)
Tears where shed by the Disney girl that didn't book any jobs….. And at dinner Victoria (HSG) is in distress that she didn't book. Then that creepy bearded ladyman showed up to gag them out with some verbal Tyra Mail. Ew! He’s SOOO ICKY!
Next day they turn up to a correctional facility – whee a prison! Each girl is booked, fingerprinted and put into orange jumpsuits. During this the voice over is Johnny spewing about how many college students are arrested
Heavy handed moral story? WTF!
Photographer… Gallagher in pjs his name is Mark “the Cobra Snake” Hunter to shoot them as Bad Girls 50’s retro style mug shots.
So Cobra Snake is wearing some comfy pj’s and has an awful neck beard that meshes with his chest hair.
Youtube Video of the cobrasnake and his dad:
Kiara was reliving her teenage shoplifting arrest saga, and Victoria - HSG was in cray cray character again. For a change she didn’t scare Cobra Snake with her unreality world. Even Johnny W. wasn’t surprised.
Victoria – HSG was a bit too backwoods crazy
Laura was looking very Madonna.
Kristen rockabilly Anna Nicole
Brittany is very pinup-y
Nastasia looking like a broken Beyonce with a bit of Eve (they put a ‘paw print tats’ on her)
Kiara Very Amy Whinehouse - she got pushed to the edge and exploded with very unladylike cussing. She ended up all gangsta in her picture.
Night before the judging and everyone is worrying about begin sent home and who’s coming back from the other voted out girls. Davina and I wondered why these girls were so worried about any of the other girls.
At judging:
Kristen was definitely rocking Anna Nicole. They liked it.
Nastasia didn’t get a very great review because her rollin the eyes look wasn’t looking good. It was too much of a is she gonna die or pass out look.
Victoria at judging was told that she wasn’t really going for it and during the review she said she was feeling attacked at home (by the sharks). I was surprised when Kelly schooled the girls for picking on the home-schooled girl (not exactly repeated here word for word). & her picture wasn’t given a good review.
Kiara’s picture looks amazing to me but didn’t get amazing feedback.
Brittany her pic was all right but she hadn't booked any go sees so she got really low scores.
Laura booked two go sees and got her kudos and her shot was just okay. Also she was told she looks more commercial than like a high fashion model, and was told to stop wearing all that cheap mall makeup.
Laura got best picture – and she came back without any makeup on. Kristen was second. Kiara third. Nastasia was fourth leaving Victoria and Brittany as the final two. These were the two that didn't book any jobs at the go see’s. Victoria was told that her pictures are very ‘character like’ rather than model-y. The girl going home / to the super secret hopefully come back model camp was Brittany. OR was she????
Tyra reveals that it’s time to bring one of the girl back into the competition based on their social media scores. She brings out the girls from the model camp and says ‘ the girl with the highest score is………………………
And then we were watching closing credits.
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