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| Channing Tatum is a gorgeous married man tempted by his trollop of a high school sweetheart, Rosario Dawnson, in 10 Years. |
Lot's of good trailers await you...
10 Years
This movie about a 10 Year High School Reunion features Channing Tatum (who looks like he's been lifting bourbon instead of barbells after Magic Mike) and some other people. What does it matter? They had me at Channing Tatum, reeking of bourbon or not. In the film, Channing Tatum's real life wife portrays his onscreen wife and Rosario Dawson is a hussy of a high school sweetheart that throws herself at him. I'm sure this was good practice for Channing's wife because that probably happens on the regular.
The To Do List
Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Recreation has the lead in The To Do List and as you’ll discover from this red band trailer, the Do is carnal in nature. I got a chuckle out of the cunninglus scene in this trailer where Donald Glover from Community attempts to give our protagonist a bit of head.
- Before our next trailer I have one quick question.
Does anyone know what happened to the bathwater after this photo shoot? I'm very thirsty so I wanted to drink it.
The Iceman
The Iceman is adapted from the book, The Iceman: The True Story of a Cold-Blooded Killer by Anthony Bruno. The film and movie are based on true story of mob hitman Richard Kuklinksi and it looks terribly unpleasant. It does have an interesting cast with Michael Shannon, hunks Chris Evans, Stephen Dorff and James Franco, and Winona Ryder as the woman who stole Richard Kuklinksi's heart
Frozen Ground
The big dummy that edited this trailer for Frozen Ground should be forced to watch the last 5 movies from Nicholas Cage for giving away way too much of the plot! My head was spinning from the whack-a-mole, random cast that features John Cusack! Is that 50 Cent?! Vanessa Hudgens as a stripper! Jodi "what happened to my career?" O'keefe! Hank from Breaking Bad (Yes, no matter the role that is Hank from Breaking Bad to me. I actually screamed out "Hank!" when he rolled his car window down. I kept waiting for Marie to show up and steal something). I was more than willing to give this a shot (upon its DVD release) but now I don't think so.
And finally....
Les Miserables
Yes this teaser for Les Miserables has been around for a while but I refused to watch it when it first dropped because I was angered by one key bit of casting. That was
Before The Dark Knight Rises: You’re kidding right! They cast the role of doomed whore Fantine with Anne Hathaway! Are they insane! She does not have the chops to portray a woman whose dreams are crushed and spirits broken under the boot of a man and then the heel of society! That’s Hollywood for you! Always f*cking up musicals as they make the jump from stage to screen.
After The Dark Knight Rises: I can’t wait to see what Anne Hathaway does with the role of Fantine! She was the best Catwoman EVER (forgive me Michelle Pfeiffer, forgive me) with just the right amount of sexiness, cunning, and vulnerability. I think her less bombastic voice will actually lend to the heartbreak and despair. I’m certain she will bring the gravitas required to the role and there won’t be one dry eye in the house when doomed whore Fantine succumbs to the hopelessness of a broken and tuberculosis while warbling, “I dreamed a dream!” With Anne on board I’m hoping this veers into greatness. Like Grease and Chicago.
