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California Kara, a powerhouse in the community with countless accolades who has overcome life threatening obstacles while engaging in triumph after triumph, was understandably "not impressed" when I whined, "I have writers block."
Despite having more going on in one day than you will have all week, California took the time to snap these photos and send the following email: Do with this what you like, T, but I took these pics at A NORDSTROM in DC. Yes, there are little tails coming off the back of his shoes. I went stealth on the first shot, then quickly realized you'd need a close-up for your column, and he happily did the little Top Model foot pose. (No, he wasn't gay, from what I could tell, and my gaydar is pretty spot-on.) He was buying earrings for his girl, from what I could hear.
If this doesn't break your writer's block...
See what my reply was after the jump!
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I replied to CK with the following:
1) He is definitely not gay. Gay men never have that braided hair style because it is too difficult to keep clean. I know, I've tried. I'd love to have long hair for someone to pull during...
2) Those shoes are funky/cute. Since he was nice enough to do the pose I suppose I should do something. Maybe a post about writer's block?
And here we are. Promise fulfilled.
It took me awhile because I was resistant to CK's bossiness. Don't get me wrong, I love bossy women and surround myself with them. But when CK tried to wrest me from the comfort of my writer's block. It felt like this:
Yup.
My writer's block is broken anyway, thanks to Paul Ryan's electryfying speech at the Republican Convention.
* In an alternate reality, T walks into the local porno shop and see's a new title White Dominance, moments later he's seen leaving the shop with the DVD in one hand and a sizable (its an alternate reality remember?) stiffy in the other.
