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| Night of the harnessed dueling man chest! |
By Sweet-Spirited Guest Columnist:
Kayle J
Poor Tara, I really wish she stayed in the ground, but being a new vampire must really suck. Although doesn’t mean she has to be so sassy all the time. Time will only tell if Tara is really dead after her attempt to kill herself in the tanning salon. Will Pam or someone save her? (I hope not)
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| Tara-Vision! A Vampire sees things better than you do! |
Another damper on our parade, Eric and Bill are strapped to a ticking time bomb and will turn them into “goo” in any attempt of escape. Roman, the head of the Authority, gave the okay to the two vamps to go on a hunt for the infamous Russell. After being attached to the death trap, both Eric and Bill get alone time with Salome (the chancellor) and sleeps with her, and soon gains her trust.
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| Despite being so popular amongst True Blood viewers that she could run for president, Pam sheds one single, perfect tear. |
My favorite, Pam, continues to worry about her creator and still has flashbacks to 1905, when Eric turns her into a vampire. Not sure if I fully understood correctly, but we find out that Nora and Eric are brother and sister. While Nora continues to be tortured, we don’t know if she is taking it for the king, or for the sheriff.
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| "Oh my word! This is why I hate Facebook!" |
On the other hand Sheriff Gordon and Alcide are on the hunt for Debbie, not until later is Alcide told that Sookie killed Debbie. Gordon has his mind somewhere else on this case. Waitress Holly’s kids took pictures of Gordon naked while passed out on the bed, as the pictures go viral on Facebook. On another note Jason attempts to break things with Jessica, as she becomes crazier, and yet again he fails.
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| "My life may be falling apart but I'll be damned if my fanny pack isn't cute!" |
Our other wonderful red head Arlene was carrying a very cute fanny pack, like one I saw at urban outfitters that my mom almost bought, and was told by Terry that he was leaving and to not expect to hear back from him. What can Terry boy be up to now? Back to our fierce Lafayette, he is in great remorse and is regretting his decision about turning his cousin into a “monster”. While Arlene decides to make him feel worse than he already does we see Lafayette turn into that creepy monster thing that Jesus was. And when he turned into it, he took bleach and poured it into his gumbo. Soon he realizes what he has done, pours the gumbo down the drain. What an exciting day for some True Blood. Can’t wait to see what the rest of season 5 will bring!
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| "It's been a rough day! With the coming back from the dead as an obnoxious vampire and all!" |
