By Heather PV
It’s Michael Jackson night, ya’ll! And now that Lakoda Rayne is out of the competition, Paula is the only impartial judge. Huh. Given that she’s not known for stringing together coherent sentences, I don’t think the contestants are quaking in their boots.
Guess who’s in the audience tonight! The Jackson brothers! Three of them, anyway. And Michael Jackson’s kids! And mom! It’s a Jackson Family X Factor. I feel so honored to be recapping this.
Nicole, by the way, looks like one of those ornaments on my tree — the kind my grandmother made by sticking pins into balls.
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