We are down to the final five on America's Next Top Model All-Star edition and the competition is getting totally immortal, as in "Zeus and all that s**t." (thanks Angelea!)
This week's episode starts off with a surprise challenge from Miss J that has the girls tearing each other apart for dramatic effect. Nerves were ratted at the Top Model viewing party as far too much time was spent focusing on gorgeous Dominique, which usually indicates that that her time is up. Angelea agrees that Dominique is not all-star material, and pours the Hater-ade on thick.
During the Miss J "constructive criticism" challenge, Laura is first on the chopping block and of course no one can hate. She's just too sweet. It would be like tripping a blind person's service panda.
Lisa hits the catwalk next and all the girls think she's past her prime. Love has left the building.
Angelea rocks the runway, but her peers see nothing but a bad attitude.
Allison does well on the runway, but when asked by Miss J which model she thinks should go home, she takes the politically correct route of "they're all great competition." Bleh.
The rest of the sheep follow Allison's lead until strong willed Dominique keeps s**t real and tells the panel that Angelea lacks confidence and can't walk the walk. Miss J questions Dominique's sincerity, so everyone jumps on the Angelea hate wagon in support, even sweet little Laura who gets mad by raising her voice up 6 octaves to the elusive "dolphin" level.
Of course Angela loses her shit and walks out, dropping more "Y'alls" than a Steel Magnolia's marathon.
Miss J and his inappropriate toga/sock garter combo convinces Angelea to come back to the challenge where he asks her who she thinks should win the competition, and she replies "none of dem."
Later that day, the girls take a yacht cruise where unsurprisingly the black girls can't swim, and more surprisingly Laura can't either. Guess she never went skinny dippin' in her local swimmin' hole. And what mixes better than a day in the sun and ungodly amounts of alcohol? Nothing!! ... so the girls get their drank on with 100-proof Greek strawberry shots and Lisa is forced to face her Celebrity Rehab demons.
Who's getting their passport revoked on Top Model this week? Find out after the jump...
