"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special."
-Charlie Sheen, February 28, 2011
O.J. sent that to me, from this article here, and said, "Amazing, what a great f*cking quote!"
Then my favorite gold-digger, Stacey from Monterey, sent me the story about Sheen's publicist quitting and threw her two cents into the fray with, "DUDE! Top-to-Bottom-Boy is a weak, sorry ass bottom to call Gaga crazy! Charlie takes crazy to another level - he's going to end up with a toe-tag."