12.13.2011

T's Trailer Park Presents: Men In Black Action Hero Edition




Like you, I thought, “Oh no they are NOT going back to the well for a 3rd Men in Black!” But yes, yes they are. Some of my worry was alleviated after watching the trailer because Will Smith is as likeable as ever and Tommy Lee Jones is a lovable curmudgeon and there will be TIME TRAVEL. I love time travel. Hopefully this film can avoid the 3rd movie in the series flop-stench that drenched X-Men3, Superman3, Spiderman3, and many other attempts to milk the well one time too many.

The trailer for the GI Joe Sequel (yup) and Battleship await you...after the jump!


 

Not even the casting of one of my favorite himbos, Tatum Channing (still squandering the promise he showed when he exploded onto the screen in Guide to Recognizing All Saints, but in all fairness, exceeding the promise he showed as head himbo in the glorious guilty pleasure, She's the Man) , could provide enough beefcake to help the hamburger that was the first GI Joe movie. Still, for some ungodly reason it made dough so here’s the trailer for GI Joe Retaliation trailer. . I’ll retaliate by not going to see it at the cinema but there is no way I'll miss it at home because I'm happy they gave Adrianne Palicki work after her Wonder Woman pilot went kaput. Although do they really think hiring Bruce Willis was necessary?


 

 The latest Battleship Trailer! Taylor Kitsch continues his quest to become an action hero and the jury’s still out on that because he gets overshadowed in this trailer by A) A meer glimpse of Alexander Skaarsgard and B) Rihanna’s cute accent and her precious attempt to look tough by wearing little to no make-up and tucking her hair in a cap. Awwwwww. She only succeeds in looking more adorable than ever.
Men In Black III

1 comments:

I liked the first GI Joe. It was a hit because of Sienna Miller ass.

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