I'm sure Gingerbreadmama will touch on this later but she's certain to overlook the real culprit in the Kutcher/Moore split - The Hard Rock Hotel. Pictured above is the hot-tub where Ashton Kutcher engaged in sexual congress with a woman of questionable morals and loose lips. He may not have been able to help himself. So much sex ( and "hand holding") happens at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego they are thinking of having its name changed to the Hard Cock Hotel. Some believe it was built on land that once housed a Native American brothel. I only know of two people who had a room at the Hard Rock Hotel and couldn't get any...Marja and me (sounds like a book)
Let's look at the their statements and take them to task for Twitter abuse...after the jump!
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Demi Moore, who tweeted this shockingly candid photo with the caption, "I see through you..." as rumors of Ashton hitting the sheets with a strumpet hit the streets. She has now asked us for "compassion and privacy". Ummmm...maybe you should have thought about that before going twitter crazy. I wouldn't send a pic this cryptic and candid to my 261 Facebook friends. |
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| Back in 2009, Ashton took this photo of Demi's bikini-clad butt as she was bending over ironing his suit, with the caption, “Shh, don’t tell wifey," a clear indication that he was one for secrets and mischief. |
“I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK” – Ashton‘s Twitter response
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I was going to lead with this story but you scooped me! :)
Taking that picture of her ass 2 years ago is "a clear indication that he was one for secrets and mischief."?!
How about it is a clear indication that he loved his wife's ass and wanted to show it off?
Don't be one of the thousands of media outlets that extrapolate outrageous ideas out of nothing.
Ashton Kutcher is a douche for cheating on the Patron Saint of Cougars, Demi Moore.
He sent at least a couple thousand Juicy Couture sweatpant wearing soccer moms to their therapists yesterday for more Lexapro.
Someone once said, "you're only as faithful as your options."
The fact that Ashton lasted this long with Demi is a miracle in itself and should give him the status of Saint.
Ashton SHOULD be banging unbelievably gorgeous women his own age and YOUNGER.
The nostalgia of banging the beautiful girl from Ghost and Indecent Proposal finally wore off.
"The fact that Ashton lasted this long with Demi is a miracle in itself and should give him the status of Saint."
Saint Adulterer?
So basically you are saying that adultery is ok if your spouse is older and less hot than you?
Lucky Nikki!
Marja - yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, for a man to commit adultery. That's why I married someone that is YOUNGER and HOTTER than me. Duh!
So by your logic, your wife gets a free cheat pass because you're OLDER and UGLIER (why are we yelling?!?!)
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Marja, you ignorant slut. (please be a fan of old school SNL and get that joke, or N.H.F. will want to kick my ass).
As I specified previously, it only works for men who commit adultery, not women. Men are allowed to do it if the girl is YOUNGER and HOTTER. Women are supposed to love it when their men get older and "more distinguished" (aka saggy).
I use caps for emphasis not yelling. I didn't know I could bold stuff until 2 seconds ago, but even that is confusing. ;-)
Ah ha! Now I totally understand! I owe you an apology. All this time I thought you were a smug douchebag, when really you're just a sexist pig!
Glad we worked that out :) Carry on!
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