1.26.2011

Pop Quiz


This is a picture of

A) Bulk, soft serve strawberry ice cream.
B) Pre-fluffed cotton candy mixture
C) The impressive crap of a fat Fairy God-mother or Unicorn
D) Mechanically separated chicken after it has been passed through a sieve but before it has been soaked in ammonia, artificially dyed, and then re-flavored artificially because it tastes so bad at that point. Some fast-food chicken is made from this as are the processed frozen chicken sold in the stores.

If you answered D. You are correct. If you are the person that served me those raggedy ass processed chicken nuggets, under the guise that I was getting chicken and waffles, you have about an hour head start before I get out of work, so you can flee for safety if you wish, but that will only make the beating worse when I catch your monkey ass.

To think I bitched about it then! If only I knew!

I hate everything and everyone. Read more about this processed chicken over at snopes.com