Twin Trollops About In Temptress

Twin modeled at a lingerie fashion show at Winstons in Ocean Beach (What a dump. It smelled like stale beer and a dirty wash-cloth. When I walked to the door I had to almost step over a drunk that was bleeding about the face. I was visibly shaken.), so I went to support and exploit her. If I wasn't suffering from writers block, I would try to describe the sheer joy that radiated from the attention-starved Twin, when she was on stage, but I won't even try. All I can tell you is that my photos failed (with the exception of the photo above, taken outside after the show as onlookers wondered, "What the hell?") but the lingerie was nice (designed by someone named Temptress) and the shoes were real cute.



My Camera Fail:



How self absorbed is Twin? I give you Exhibit A: When I told her that my photos did not turn out properly but I would poach some from the photographer that was present, she asked, "Oh someone else was there taking pictures?" I sighed, "Yes, dear. He was right in front of you."







Poached Pics:



That dumb, lazy photographer hasn't uploaded all of his pics yet for me to steal them and exploit the women. I ripped these off Facebook, from a second photographer that didn't know what he was doing, and am still looking for the others.






When this red-head hit the stage, the meat-headed gentleman to my right informed me that he would like to engage in sexual relations with her ("Man, I'd like to f*ck her!" were his actual words). When he asked if Twin was my girlfriend I quickly answered, "Yes, she is!" And then it dawned on me that he meant girlfriend, and so I corrected, "OH! No, she is my friend. Her boyfriend is actually sitting right here!" As I pointed to her dumb boyfriend (He finally won me over dammit! But I will not get attached!), it slowly dawned on the meat-head why I hacked, "those shoes are cute," earlier in the show. This did not stop him from sharing his desires to sexually pleasure whatever woman was onstage at the moment.




This post may be updated later once I find the other pics. Until then...



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