1.22.2010

Editor In Chief Gives Wedgie For Gas Baggin'

1/22/2010  T.  12 comments



The Editor In Chief Presents: Best Commenter for 2009

All teawithlemon.com staff ineligible for this award. All non anonymous commenters are welcome and appreciated here. We'll even take the occasional anonymous if its funny, not some lame personal attack.

We're going to cut to the chase and go with the top three standouts, at least to me, and my reasons why.


#3. First shout out goes to Affluent White Male. His username screams I'm pompous, don't give a fuck, and need to compensate for something. I couldn't make up the things he says if I tried. He represents a very important demographic out there and it scares me when he and I agree on anything. I never remember how T knows the guy, but its obvious why they haven't been in close physical proximity since I've known him.


#2 Serenityville. She's a newcomer to the teawithlemon scene, but she brought her baggage and is here to say. Shamelessly threatening to rip off content on the blog from day one, I was too tempted and ventured over to her corner of the Internet. I was glad I did, I couldn't stop pouring over her blog for days straight as it read like a rejected reality TV show. A grown woman living with parents, showering every other day, and melting down at the drop of a hat. Welcome Serenityville, please come in, make yourself at home, you are quickly the front runner for best commenter of 2010!

#1 Donna DDs. She forgets to use spell-check, and has a huge e-crush on Emo, and is never negative. Rumored to wear shorts that say "juicy" on them when she runs, A native San Diegan that's been transplanted to the East Coast, Donna DD is a "modern" woman (a la Twin and Marja), and I always enjoy her feedback and hope it continues. Donna DD's, i like u to accept award an if u won i can orange for emo-boy to give u good stretch! eeeee!!! Just kidding, this exclusive picture is your real prize.

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To add insult to injury: Of all the pics of Emo in the archives; the Editor in Chief went with this pic of Emo looking musty and greasy at CityFest. You can almost smell the concert-goer perspiration (which rivals nerd perspiration in its unpleasantness, stale beer, and Marja vomit in the air.

I love all comments so I have something to read but I if pressed I'd say my favorite commenters are Kara, OJ and Marja because I like bitchy women and conservative leaning free thinkers. I remember the good old days when N.H.F. was funny. But now that can be filed under "Past Glory" along with a few other things.

damn, I remember the old days when I was funny too.

p.s. is Elsamart still commenting anonymously?

T accidentally came up with affluent white male while we were having a disagreement over some bullshit in Pac Beach while we were waiting to run. It was the first time I saw any personality. Without any of his friends to back him up he usually just stared at his shoes until we started running. I felt sorry for him. I thought he was either slow or retarded until I got this blog from him or someone else at track and I used awm to identify myself.

Nice picture editor. Glad I could provide another excuse for you to search for pictures of naked dudes on the net from the safety of your closet.

Punchy! Who knocked the wind out of you NHF? Hilarious Blog!

I had to look closely, but the "Juicy" photochop was my favorite part of this blog!!!

No one knocked the wind out of me, its just that I started meeting many of the people from the blog and its just not the same talking shit to realy who (who may know where you live!).

You'll notice all three people I featured in this blog are people I've never met. (and don't know where I live!)

oops. I meant
"its just not the same talking shit to real people"

Basically I was funnier when I was a TWL troll.

"Bitchy woman." I like it, especially since I'm among good company with OJ & Marja (though I guess I always assumed OJ was a guy...sorry!).

But I do know where Liz lives...think about that for a minute, while I berate you for not LINKING TO MY BLOG! Hellooooooo!?!? P.S. You really know how to make a girl feel special.

Liz says it's an honor you publicly insulted me, my friend www.sarahviz.com says she wanted to punch you in the face, in my honor. I vote for Sarah.
Who is writing this blog anyway? Would love a clarification of T and NHF's relationship (details please) and anyone else involved and how things really work in lemonville.
p.s. There's a "the duckface is wrong" grp on FB.

Liz is a wise woman.

www.sarahviz.com should get back to worrying about which hair color treatment won't wash out so quickly or not running the dryer for so damn long her clothes continue to shrink.

Its teawithlemon.com afterall, not teawithsugar.com, sometimes its got some bite to it. Its not always grins and giggles, the longer you are here the more your feelings will get hurt. (this is true for everyone)

We'd have to start a whole new blog to talk about how things run around here. Just keep reading them archives and you'll catch on quick. Don't go google searching for T though, he doesn't exist. We got a stable of ghost writers around here and when all else fails I just go reading other people's blogs for things to poke fun at.

Thanks i think.

And T u luv that pic dont lie!

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