10 Things I am Thankful for:
5. The Young & the Restless (It's getting GOOD!)
6. Angela’s cooking (when she’s sober), Twin’s Cooking and Bobble’s Appetizers
7. Free Promotional Items (particularly T-shirts)
8. Cheap Magazine Subscriptions
10. Splendid and rare occasions when D3 travels for vacation, so I don’t have to look at his stupid face or hear his nauseating and slurred voice.
Remember to take time to be grateful for whatever you have going on in your punk-ass, candy-ass life.
2. C***** a** u************ g********* (censored to avoid puking*)
3. Being employed
4. Rock Band/Guitar Hero
5. The Internets (we all know what it was invented for)
6. Beach bike rides
7. Good Health